The Laws of Shooting Star Press

  1. What Kevin Nash says, goes.
  2. The use of the word "cum-worthy" is strictly prohibited, unless in reference to Trish Stratus.
    • CanadianKid is banned from writing for Shooting Star Press for using it in reference to Chris Jericho in January of 2005.
  3. No fake spoilers. In May of 2005, Bryon Frazier wrote detailed "spoilers" of Wrestlemania 22, set to air in March of 2006. Privately he swore that he had actually attended these tapings, and Shooting Star Press believed him. The egg on our face effectively shot our credibility and resulted in a cyber squatter taking possession of the .com domain in November 2007.
    • Bryon Frazier is exempt from the above rule.
  4. Contrary to the stance taken by the WWE, we will not pretend that Chris Benoit did not exist. In fact, our writers are encouraged to continue to write about him as a healthy, active member of the WWE.
  5. There was no "Mass Transit Incident".
  6. All new applicants will go through a quality inspection by Chris Fothergill-Brown and Bryon Frazier to ensure their opinions are consistent with those of the site.
    • You will be expected to write 2 essays, titled: "What Bryan Danielson means to me" and "How David Flair, Crowbar, and Daffney saved Obama's life."
    • We are not anticipating any new writers.